I'm mean ... Jesus

I think I may be in love with this woman.

I am loth to close.

We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield, and patriot grave, to every living heart and hearthstone, all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.

Fucking Bitch

Well ladies and gentlemen, next time you're drinking a forty, pour some out for my F-150. She's gone.

Kat Von D Is Fucking Beautiful

Spiderman 3 Is The Worst

Seriously.

Worst movie I've seen in a long time.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say something a little controversial. Some people may be angered by it, but I think it's the truth. X3 is a better comic book movie then Spidey 3. There I said it, bring on the flames.